Honey and pina colada

 

I have a dream of my own
And it's mine all mine alone
Its been my friend since I was just a girl
It has a life it has a heart
It has a soul and it's a part
Of everything this woman gives the world

And it's a big dream
Big enough to share
Like a rainbow, hanging in the air
And I thank God, for making it come true
Makes me think maybe God's a woman too
Makes me think maybe God's a woman too
There's a full moon tonight
And I'm bathing in its light
Naked as the day that I was born
There is no shame beneath this sky
I have kissed the past good bye
And mended up my broken heart so torn

With a sweet sound only I can make
And it gets stronger
With every breath I take
And it's all apart of making me feel new
Makes me think maybe God's a woman too
Makes me think maybe God's a woman too

 

所謂「不經一事，不長一智」，很多事情需要從經驗與教訓中學習。有時候這些經驗不一定要是自己的，你可以「看看別人，想想自己」。蔡鴕老師今天就以自己的經驗與大家分享，希望大家能記取蔡鴕的教訓，而有所得。

 

蔡鴕以前深深的相信，眼睛與嘴巴互不相干，眼睛的事不關嘴巴的事，嘴巴的事，眼睛也不用去管。然而蔡鴕今天一早刷牙的時候手一滑，牙刷竟然咻一下捅到眼睛，蔡鴕心想「哇操！原來他們這麼近。」，趕緊用水沖去受牙膏刺激的眼睛，一照鏡子，眼白已經瘀血了。今天蔡鴕就紅著眼、忍著疼痛與異物感，出門上班。

 

蔡鴕為此深深的懊悔不已，如果時光能倒流，蔡鴕一定會小心翼翼的刷牙，來保住眼珠的貞操。

 

蔡鴕老師提醒您：

1. 鼻孔過大的人請勿妄自菲薄，因為你的眼睛會多一層保障。
2. 眼睛過小的人不要幸災樂禍，戳到眼皮也是會痛的。
3. 牙刷很短的人不要自怨自艾，你可能因此保住光明的視力。
4. 牙膏很涼的人不要得意忘形，等泡沫跑到眼睛裡你就笑不出來了。

以上蔡老書與您共勉。